Chequie,

I feel so left out.

Okay. Practical exam is like, 11 hours ahead. Doooosh. It's scary. For 6 hours today, I mugged on Physics. I've been memorising the shitty info so much, I nearly went crazy. Talked crap to mom and Di. Even to Hannie. Those things that I studied better come out for the paper or else I'll burn down Mr Lee's house. It's irritating, dude. Have been munching a lot of choco biscuits in bed, I guess I'll have uninvited guests wandering around my body later at night. Oooh roaches. Yummy.

Woooo. Will be having breakfast with Hannie tomorrow before the practical. Initially she wanted McDonalds, but I strongly and clearly emphasised on my "don't like-ness" for McDonald's breakfast, coz as you know, you can have all the sugar or salt or pepper (self-service), and as you can see, I always take more than 20 sticks of sugar everytime I go there and flood my hot tea with 20 sticks of sugar. Oo so I became sugar high, got sleepy and talks thrash. So despite Hannie intending to become a sugar-controller tomorrow, we finally decided to eat at Alfiah. But I made a last minute decision to eat at Inspirasi. Or stalls there. So poof. Woooo. I loike.

Woooooooooooo. Fuck you babe.

Bits of convo between me and Di; (both of us were drunk at this time.)

Me: I'll be sleeping at 10.45pm. Will you promise to sleep with me?
Di: I will, if there's a chance. And will always do, if we're married.
Me: I normally sleep in an upside down position. Will you promise to bear with that?
Di: Don't worry. I'll sleep in that upside down position too.
Me: And one more thing, I like to sleep without my bra and underwear. Will you promise to put up with that nonsensical antic?
Di: Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa wwoooooooooooooooooo!

Dots.

Did you read about ways to improve a married couple's sex life in BM today? (Malay newsp.) Well, I did. I asked my mom if she wants that package too, and her answer made me drop down and roll on the floor, laughing hard.

Sis is becoming more menggatal.