I HOPE THOSE LONG WALKS BUILD UP MUSCLES ON MY LONG LEGS.

Long walks? Don't wonder any further. Went to Johor with Mom today to stock up groceries (actually only Ramli burger, pies, prata, Gram's mee and tapai) Yeah, and not forgetting Dunkin' Donuts. Was like practically walking all the way but not a problem for me.

I SMUGGLED CIGARETTES!

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Eh fcuk you, you think I smoke!? It's my dad's. It was my first time and Mom was like, "Sumbat je dalam beg kau, nanti kat custom buat muka sardin." HAHHAHA cos the maximum allowed is one pack of cigs per person but Mom bought three! So I carried one pack, and she carried the other one as well as the "illegal extra one". Luckily we didn't get caught when we did the luggage check.

I'm having a stupid flu today. Imagine inhaling too much smoke, particularly cig smoke COS I'M ALLERGIC TO IT today including the kotor and black carbon monoxide so now my nose is a flu machine. *tsk

When we arrived at Bugis, I ajak-ed mak to round at Bugis for a while to shop for shoes. I was in a moment of despair cos the shops doesn't have my size! AND I MEAN, ALL OF THEM. It's hard lah to shop for my size especially at these departmental stores cos I think they only manufacture footwears the sizes of dwarves. Oh poor unlucky to the giants like me cos I can't get the benefit to buy those cute cute footwears a.k.a cutesy slippers at a price as low as $3.90 or pretty pumps at only $9.90.

I went to Shop In, and in desperation I called out to the shopkeeper, "Uncle, got any shoe size ____" (pls I won't disclose) So the uncle raised his eyebrow and smiled, "Okay I see first." So I waited for a moment and he came out with a box size ____ and opened it. GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME IT'S SO PRETTY, by the way it's those glittery glittery manik manik slip ons which I've been eyeing for so when I slipped my maha-big foot inside, I KNEW I COULDN'T FIT IN IT. And he had to rub it in by saying, "This is the biggest size already." So I told Mum, "I don't care I'm so going to get a new pair of pumps before this Friday, or worse still, if I couldn't find any, I shall be desperate and get slip-ons instead." Mom gave me the disapproving look which means we must get out from the shop a.s.a.p before her mouth starts to work like an overtime factory.

So on the way back home when I was in a minute of depression, Mum told me, "Just continue wearing pumps, so that your foot size will maintain throughout the years cos it's enclosed, if you wear slip-ons, you feet tend to 'kembang' and I tell you, you can never find any footwear for the rest of your life, considering now it's already difficult for you to buy ladies' footwear."

Ohhhhh mayn.

At night, the whole family (minus Younger Bro and Younger Sis who were so engrossed with the computer) gathered together to eat ice jelly, so when Sis pulled out a chair, it was exceptionally heavy cos Blackie usually have this tendency to sleep there. So me being me who likes to nickname my cats with maciam-maciam merepek names, I just called out to Blackie by calling him, "Nurul..." and coo-ed the pussycat. So Dad went, "Ape Nurul?" OKAY SO THE REST OF US BURST OUT LAUGHING and I nearly spewed out the jelly from my mouth eeeee so buruk. Then Sis was like, "Skejap2 panggil die Siti, skarang Nurul pulak." It was impromptu la, anyway I like to call Brownie by the name 'SITI'. I don't know but this is so ke-melayu-an. Siti lah, Nurul lah. WTFH. Oh btw both Blackie and Brownie are male 9-year-old cats.

And tonight I was glad I empty-talked (berbual kosong) with Nurul Amira, she filled me with the happenings in her life, her CE thingy, it is so damn interesting! Apparently she's joining this SYF marching thingy to gain CE points! HAHA! Of all things, marching miraa!?!?! Nevermind if I got the chance this 1st July I'm coming down to watch her march. And laugh my way down till I'm on the ground beside her. I can imagine her standing straight with her big basoomas out and babat-y tummy in like the one at London with super-high hat and square moustache and red uniform with black pants and the gun pointing upwards. Okay there's a bit of exaggeration there. But nevertheless, it's pretty cool to be in uniform (at long last) and march. Like, so cool. And speaking about babat-y tummy, THIS FRIDAY AT TAMPINES SWIMMING COMPLEX KAY. Meet up with the rest of the jakun-s a.k.a Mohd Amiroool and Syed Mohd Qamal whom I heard sudah very jakun and can't wait to go to Tampines' new swimming complex so I'm joining your jakun club now. It's only time to heret Siti Hanisah now where have that girl with curly locks gone to!?!?

Oh man now I really miss that boy with purple specs I wonder when can I see him again?


Stand by me and never let me go.