I'm at my worst now. And nobody's making me happy. Both besties are sick. And I learnt that Mohd Amiroool is equally sick too, and so do Syed Mohd Qamal. Why are all four of you sick except for ME!? My entire family is SICK too butwhy not ME? I LOVE TO BE SICK COS I LOVE TO STAY AT HOME I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE.. ohfuckyoudimwit

I just want to spend the entire day today singing please please let me sing.

TODAY;

I was stalked by an uncle the age of my dad all the way to McDonald's cos he wanted my number but instead I ran away from him.

I fell down from bus 14 when alighting.

I broke a record of waiting for an hour. (Everybody knows I have no patience)

I tried all the sauces at McDonald's and suddenly I fell in love with their Sweet and Sour sauce and I'm developing the habit and the liking to dip all my fries in that sauce compared to last time's usual chilli sauce. (take it as I didn't know other sauces actually existed besides sweet chilli, garlic chilli and tomato ketchup)

I missed the secondary school times whereby the class was transformed into an illegal canteen, with a pack of scrumptious fried bee hoon with lots of fishcake slices, chicken and squid sold as low as one dollar. (and by the way the food is cooked by Siti Hanisah herself, who woke up as early as 4.30am in the morning just to cook for the class) And then everybody starts sneaking the food underneath their tables and had an early recess as early as 8.10 am (recess is 10.45 am!) when the teacher turned to face the whiteboard.

I missed the 20 minute toilet breaks with Siti Hanisah and then get scolded by subject teachers once we returned to the classroom. But don't they realise it's an obvious solid excuse from their close-to-death boring lesson?

I missed Joyce Leong Wang Ting! Where has that girl gone to!? I totally miss that insane maniac!


**OMG THIS POST IS SO NOSTALGIC. SOMEBODY PLEASE SHOOT ME WITH AN M-16.**