Honestly, can I dip my eyeball into a dish of liquid paper so that it will turn white again? The sight of my red conjunctiva is irritating me, thus making one of my eyes look big, another one small. Improper. FUCK. Can I wear sunglasses tomorrow?

Or should I run to the fridge and squeeze in more drops of sore eye drops?

OKAY I'm gonna do that now. Wait uh.

1034 hrs- Okay dah. STILL RED. Hmm. KNN.

PS; MY NAME IS MARY.