Went for the "Lebih sexy, katakan TIDAK!" campaign yesterday. Was totally hilarious though. We were late, and I was on the way to her place, and it was raining. So I had to run in the rain, and I saw this maid, brisk walking with an umbrella, and she happened to turn to me, and she ran to me (I STILL DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HER) so I was like, "why is that maid smiling and running to me?" and on closer look it's my CUZZIE. OMFG. And the most surprising thing happened, right there, right in the rain, WE SCREAMED. WTF. And then we went very maknenek-y and ran all the way to her place with under the umbrella and then begged our favourite Pak Im to drive us to D'Marquee. Fortunately he agreed.

So the event was ohkay. One mat came up to me and said, "You.. mata you lawa lah.." omfgwtfh.

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In the MRT, there was a couple beside me, (an old uncle and a young auntie) who were very intimate, that old chi ko pek had his hands all over the young auntie, and I happened to saw his right hand touching a boobie of the young auntie. Mind you, they are a COUPLE, not another case of sexual harrassment. The auntie pulak, happen to enjoy what he was doing to her so she was giggling like a young girl and tending to his 'services'. Qamal, in case you were there, the couple was beside my cuzzie when we were in the MRT, REMEMBER?

Studied with beloved Cuzzie at the airport. Both of us were traumatised by what the old uncle did to her. So we sat at the viewing mall and studied. 5 minutes later, guess what happened?

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THE OLD UNCLE AND THE YOUNG AUNTIE CAME AND SAT BESIDE US. Like, omgwtf I thought the incident in the MRT was the last sight of them, but nooooo, they had to like, come to T1 viewing mall of ALL PLACES and sit RIGHT NEXT TO US!!!!!! HOW COINCIDENTAL IS THAT!?

And you know lah, that viewing mall is slightly deserted, so I don't need to explain what are the other things they did, just dropping a hint that their 'activities' got slightly worse.

(THE OLD UNCLE'S HAND SLID DOWN HER THIGH NEAR HER PUSSY.)

Dah that's all I'm telling you. Cuzzie and I were traumatised badly.

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And I pranked Hero Bacin. Told him that I'm leaving for London in an hour's time, and that this is a surprise that I've been keeping from him, AND HE FELL FOR IT LAH. He suddenly kept quiet and in a low voice he asked, "What time are you going? And when are you coming back?" And guess what? He said he will call me back, and when he did, he was CHANGING and was rushing to the airport!!! I couldn't take it any longer and said, "I'm only bluffing you."

HE SCREAMED. LIKE, REALLY SCREAMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I laughed for five centuries.

Then he mentioned about how his mind when blank when he finally processed the information. Like, totally blank. And duh, fucking surprised.

YAYYYYYYYYYY. ((: