The computer is so bodoh cos it refused to let me surf the net.

TODAYY. Kak Yana conspired with Kak Nura to hide my mobile! I was searching for it like mad and keep asking Terence whether he had seen my mobile, and he said, "I don't know la Maria, where did you left it just now? Must be both of them who hide your phone lah." He pointed to Kak Yana and Kak Nura. BUTTTT Kak Yana was like, "I don't know. I didn't even see it. Call lah." So I dialled my number using the phone on the table butttt I didn't hear any ringtone in the background! So I fumbled through my bag and paced around to find my mobile and suddenly Kak Yana came forward with MY MOBILE in her hand and said, "Eh Maria, your phone looks like this eh?"

I SCREAMED.

Both Kak Yana and Kak Nura were laughing like mad. I told them that I was on the verge of crying. And she laughed till the end of the world.

Sacre bloody bleu.

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I had hot fudge sundae with lots of oreo topping! OHMYGIDDYGOD I nearly died from chocolate overdose which I likkeeee~. I was quick enough to hop into the 7.18 pm bus service 14e (fourteen express) and got home in less than 10 minutes! (which usually takes me around 20 minutes to get back to Bedok when you take the normal 14)

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On the 26th of June, I was down with a slight overturned mood, so I drowned my sorrows into choc-o mocha chips, cheese Twisties, a bowl of Mee Siam with sambal overload (at this point of time I'm drooling), frozen milo, a bowl of Oreo O's, Koko Krunch and several hotdogs. So far, it helped a bit. Maybe I need more. MOREEEEE.

And body body, please get fat. Maybe I should write a letter.

"Dear Body,

With all the busload consumption of food, (junk food made up 80% of the total consumption), I hereby plead, no BEGGGG, you to please store the fats so that my body grows horizontally wider, AND PLEASE STOP MAKING ME GROW TALLER COS I THINK I'M TOO TALL AND TOO SKINNY AND I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE AN ANOREXIC MODEL. Please co-operate with me cos you're living in my body and without me you won't be able to do your daily duties, sorry you are the elements that build me. Soooooo, please please grant my wish, MAKE ME FAT OKAYY YAHOOOO.

Yours sincerely,
Your Owner"

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I HAVE THESE UNEXPLAINED FEELINGS REGARDING ____________.
I really need to strangle myself with Amira's enormous black bra. NOW.