engine-exhausted machine

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I was abruptly woken up by the ultra loud sound of construction drilling above my house. I was so tempted to fly upstairs and kill the construction workers there for whatever-reasons disrupting my so-much beauty sleep. FUCK. Irritating. I had difficulties going back to sleep, idiots.

Tomorrow is coming. It's so soon. Mom and I spent the whole of last night doing the 'gubahan' (decorations) and I was so stressed that I couldn't help talking a lot (it comes naturally when I'm stressed) So I talked to her about my first and last day crashing into MI, the subjects, the grand-ness at the prestigious Maris Stella High from MI, the irritating miang 23-year-old guy who wanted to get close with me so much at auntie's foodstall at Changi Village, complaining about Dad and etc etc..

Yeah, talking about Dad, so much for him wanting to help out with the chores which he promised 7845 millenium years ago, but in the end he ended up snoring in his bed the moment he got back from work all the way until tomorrow. Sis, on the other hand, comes back everyday after work at around 7.45 pm so that leaves her with her dinner and then maybe go to sleep till the next morning. So it kinda just left me and Mom doing ALL the housework so it kinda pained me a lot. Imagine, 2 weak women (physically) doing all those heavy chores without any help from other family members (useless) so I'm kinda physically drained right now. Come to think of it, I just woke up now at 12.07 pm, had my shower and decided to update for a while before:

1. Collecting all the dirty laundry from both bathrooms
2. Wash the dirty laundry
3. While waiting, I must sweep the house
4. Then I havta separate the clean laundry into 2 piles; lingerie/baby clothes and adult clothes
5. Dry the lingerie in the dryer
6. Hang the adult clothes outside
7. When the drying of the lingerie/baby clothes in the dryer is done, fold the lingerie/baby clothes
8. Clear up the mess in kitchen and hall
9. Change the bedsheets in my room
10. Clear up the mess in the room
11. Clear up the cupboard

At night,
Break the furniture in the hall into small components and stuff them inside the storeroom. (for space tomorrow)

And the worse thing is, I won't be able to sleep on the comfort of my own bed only for tonight cos apparently Mom wanna put all the 'gubahans' on my bed. FUCK.

Yesterday was so teruk la. Apart from the ever-irritating Di the Horny Sheep who never fails to irritate the hell out of me, Dad was suddenly mega-friendly to me which was similar to a nightmare for me, Sis was giga-polite with me and all these really freak me out. I was plunged into depression late at night and without realising it, I finished up my bar of Snickers and this morning I found the chocolate-y wrapper beside my bed. COCKROACH ALERT.

Mom and Baby Bro are out to White Sands to go to Courts and then Mom wanna buy her dream lip gloss. !@#$%^* Mom had been going out quite a lot these few days, and she told me today that she wants to relieve her stress by doing so- before the big day. WTF Mom? WHAT ABOUT ME? I've been locked up at home for nearly 2 weeks and I don't even have the chance to go out at all!? Like I'm not stressed like you. Yeah yesterday I wanted to go to the library but she won't allow. FUCK. Not fair.

I can't face the day on Saturday. Obviously it will be me again who havta do most of the work again cos apparently, the buffet-style will be replaced by manual serving instead. Which means, every 10 minutes I havta bring out the dishes by hand and top up every now and then, which is fucking tiring. I was 'traumatised' by what happened last two years when my other cousin got married. My 2 fellow friends and I havta help out cos there's a short of manpower because MY OTHER COUSINS including my Sis who brought her friends along, were simply too lazy to lift their delicate fingers to do all the work but instead, slacked around and only come to presence when the Kompang boys arrived. Optrex-ing. FUCK la. All the time they're either upstairs in my room lounging around and gossiping, or downstairs advertising themselves. Sorry, I'm just very pissed.

Then in this case, what about Saturday? Will it happen again?

Okay Imma better get my butt off now and do the chores mentioned above before Mom kills me.