Younger Bro came home with a bottle of goat's milk which he got from the excursion to Hay's Dairies and the frog farm earlier, and I swear, goat's milk is not a nice beverage to taste.

Other than that, I am now overdosing on Chipsmore.

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That day, service learning, was alright ah.
And MCP was pretty okay. The fooooooood was great. Scrumptious sweet and sour fish. And the mistaken identity chicken which I thought was fish. MEIJUANNNNNNNNN.

And Sab's love life was publicised vocally. ACM SECURITY GUARD!!!!!!!!

After which we went to lepak at an indoor playground at Eunos. I tumpang this YA's (can't remember his name) bike and I was screaming in the middle of the carpark cos it was so unstable and I was scared I'll fall. Even the soccer boys nearby were mimicking me. Double wtf.

LEPAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKED AT PLAYGROUND. THREW A SOCK AT HUZAIRI. MEIJUAN'S SKIRT WAS SO SHORT THAT WHEN SHE SAT DOWN, YOU CAN SEE SOMETHING.

.....and wooooooo somebody RECEIVED A BOUQUET OF ROSES SIA!!!!!!!!! Confirm beaming eh that girl.
(sorry Juannie I didn't replied your message cos I didn't realise it until 12.26am)

Then I met Mama. He's still the same old mama. But the difference is, he cared about everything except for himself. I was like, sad seh. But Mama's eyeliner is power sia. Lawah. He looked like a girl. Jambuuuuu. After which I gave him a hug before I ran to take 38. And he was like, blur. Sorry ler.

And at night went off to meet Hero Bacin. The rest is history. I wouldn't possibly type everything here kan. Except for the fact that he was really bacin cos he rushed to meet me after his soccer training. Ya la today got match with another team ryte. Bacin.

but but... this feeling is tingling inside..


"I want to be the guy of your dreams,
your perfect lover,
I love you and only you."


Please excuse me for a minute I need to solidify myself now.

Stupid work. Stupid people. Stupid calls. Stupid idiots.
I hate that stupid bitch.
And I don't know why I cried the moment i left the place.
She was just being so ridiculous. Stupid fuckin loose bitch.
Heeesh I'm so spoilt. So petty.

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Ah but who cares. nnbknnccb.

Mama is good. Cheered me up with his stupid yet witty smses. That bangla. Cepat la mama when are you going to teach me maths siol.

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stupid bbbbbbbbbbbbiiiiiitttttccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

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Where is hannie? Lama okay haven't seen that bunny. Ni mimira. Holiday already. Confirm enjoy. I'm slugging. Ngok kan. This is so unfair. Oh don't be surprised, the world is indeed unfair.

Ah this hero bacin. His 'N' levels are soooo near. Around the corner. In like, few more days. Yet I'm the one who is mega stressed. He's so cool. Still can play soccer and stuff. And the late night calls. Mati-mati don't want to go to sleep even though I insisted. In the end, he got barely 3 hours of sleep before going to school the following day. Apa tak ngok ke itu?

It's time to spice things up cos it's getting pretty mundane.

honeyyyyyyyyyyyy.dew.............................

Dah kahwin seh. Siti and Datuk K. Heboh and kecoh. It's time for her. I could still remember the first song that I heard (and fell in love with) from her was her smash hit song, Aku Cinta Padamu, and like other fans, I grew attached to this wonderful singer through her virgin days for almost a decade until the day she could finally be de-virginised legally, as yesterday marked the big day for both Siti and her new old hubby. Cannot believe sey, cos I was used to knowing her being single and boyfriend-less, but now it's like, SHE'S MARRIED, for goddamn sake she's fuckin married!

It's inevitable if she loses quite a number of fans just because she's married, cos it's natural for people to fancy singers who are single, you get what I mean.

Whatever it is, may God bless her marriage with Datuk K. Pelan2 kayuh okay.

(:

And I'm going to get a tamagotchi like, soon. SOOOOON.

It's the Escape Theme Park with Aidil later!
We're gonna bring the shit down, I swear, with a guy like him.
Toodles. Meeting that crazy boy in one and a half an hour's time.

one thing about putting the computer outside,
anybody coming out from the room is bound to see whatever that is being papar-ed on the screen, for an instance, mom caught me looking at a picture of me kissing hannie on the lips.
and the famous five-hour lecture began.

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stupid dad for placing the stupid comp in the stupid hall now my mom thinks i'm a lesbian.
a daughter who made out with her bestfriend.

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fuck. how small can some brains be?
notice i'm typing in lower uppercases? yeah i'm pissed. i can't be bothered to type properly.
knnccb.

Today I woke up with a sore eye and a nasty bout of cough and flu.

It was a mad roar at home. I got dressed and went out.

Went down to Katong to fetch Hannie from her workplace. Then we got really drunk, and then became the upmost stupid freaks of all stupidity. Serious.

We got so clumsy, Hannie sent a stupid text message to her manager, then we fussed over the mirror and two minahs, eye-lined our eyes like nobody's business and then we got lost at Toa Payoh, it was scorching hot, 4 pm felt like 12 pm, and the ironic thing was, we got lost at Toa Payoh CENTRAL. Interchange. Mall. We wandered around further, and we were lost in the lorongs. Then we found our way out when evening closed the day, and the moon taking over her place.

After the whole ordeal at the stupid building, we ate tom yum instant noodles at the heartland of the Toa Payoh mall, infrontof five million passer-bys, literally the center of attraction. After which, we went to McDonald's to buy burgers and then to NTUC to get some chocolates. And we went back home by 28. Chatted our way home, reminiscing the past, it was an unforgettable moment, we talked about everything under the sun moon. Everything ranging from the embarassing floorball incident I had to sex. And when we alighted at the school bus stop, something unfortunate happened. Hannie lost her phone.

We approached the mechanics who were nearby and she called her mobile quite a number of times. At last the mechanics sent us to Tampines and we went all the way to Tamp interchange to report her lost phone and she raided two 28s to find the phone, but there was no sign of her black Motorola RAZR. She continued crying, we stayed till 11 plus before going home. Ahh honey, 11 more days to new phone and new line, don't worry, the new phone will be more canggih okay. Dah don't be sad.

Hero Bacin was worried all night cos I didn't reply to any of his messages since evening till, late night.

All the way till today afternoon. So technically I hasn't contacted him for more than 24 hours.

Who wouldn't think about the negativity?


Stupid siol me.

NADEE'S SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY

16 August marks 1/6 of Pretty Children's SHARIFAH NADIAH, seventeenth birthday.

After a few moments of 'komplot-ing' with her Mom regarding the birthday surprise, (I swear her mom ROCKSS!) we managed to give Nadee a surprise birthday party at her crib. Let the pictures humour you.

Before everything...












Malmal signing autograph sehh..






'Unveiling' the moment.


Still shocked but she managed to hold the otak-otak and the satay.

Her craziness, we caught her red-handed in pyjamas.

Her birthday

With her ultimate rawkin mom.


With her cute grams.

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Makan Time.






Mummy feeding Us.









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Presents.










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.... and then everybody got high.









...... and horny.......








Habis, hanyut.....

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Let's close this with the complete set of Pretty Children. Dolls.

<3

i was tagged by miraa, nadee and malmal.

3 names you go by:
-mena (strictly for family members and close friends)
-maria
-mariyanah

3 parts of my heritage:
-malay
-javanese
-bugis
(what else is new? every malay has at least a pinch of javanese blood, am I correct to say this?)

3 of your daily essentials:
-take a shower
-ya. gosok gigi, (BRUSH MY TEETH)
-eat

3 things im wearing now:
-white undies
-white bra
-pjs
(holy cow I'm so white.)

3 things you want in a relationship other than love:
-honesty
-affection
-fuck, what's that other word?

3 truth and 2 lies:
-i made out with five guys last night
-i know how to sew clothes
-i scream each time my phone beeps
-i used Hero Bacin's fist as my microphone and then sing to his fist while he stared at me with one eyebrow raised
-i had sex with amira binte nasir last year before our 'o' lvl maths paper 2 in the school toilet

3 physical things that the oppsite sex appeals to you:
-eyes
-lips
-abs (if i'm lucky enough to catch a glimpse of it)

3 of your favourite hobbies:
-gantung di telefon with the girls. and him.
-curl myself up under a blanket and snuggle in bed with a good book
-bake cakes or cookies (current favourite is my signature brownies!)

3 things you want badly right now:
-go sentosa with pretty children (btw nadee is our newest member! which makes her a pretty child, woohhoooo i love that bitch!)
-hero bacin (it's raining now, it's nice to get close and cosy with him.)
-brownies

3 place you want to go on a vacation:
-california (earth quakes)
-egypt
-heh. anywhere in indon. (scalding hot guys with super solid sexy slick body, esp in Jakarta)

3 things you wanna try doing:
-sky diving
-modelling
-sex

3 people i would like to see take this test:
-hannie
-nuruljanna marican
-amirooool

You know the little space above the storeroom door? The one that is secured with 2 glass planks?

Apparently Joyah climbed its way out through that little space and got stucked from its belly onwards.

No I'm not shocked cos it climbed its way out from there.

What shocked me is it's JOYAH who got locked in the store, not ANGUS. Normally it's Angus who will do that cos it's favourite place to snuggle and sleep is at the storeroom. Every day, when he feels like sleeping in the storeroom, he will stand infrontof the door and purr madly at anybody who happen to pass by the storeroom. So that anybody must open the door for him before he will get lost in the pitch-black darkness. And his way of exiting? Since the door will be closed and everybody has forgotten about his existence in the storeroom, he will gracefully leap out from the little space above the storeroom door. Gracefully cos Angus is tiny, and skinny. So it's not a problem for him but it's the otherwise for Joyah.

And one more thing, Joyah never sleeps in the storeroom, so maybe he got locked in by accident.

Mom was blabbering away when she realised that Joyah got stucked above. She went on and on about Joyah being fat and stucked and how painful his belly will be and stuff like that. She was even this close to calling the Civil Defence to help the poor kittykat out, until I grabbed the nearest chair and had to pull Joyah out (whose fur were already all fluffed out) and ta-da!

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Ever since I changed my mobile number, the phone is literally dead. So silent. I can expect who is messaging me every time I receive an sms. Unlike my previous number, I get at least a few calls and manymany text messages from both friends and a few anonymous numbers everyday. Well maybe the new number hasn't been known yet, duh it's only one week old. Sheesh.

I'm having a sore throat now, but the funny thing is my voice remained unchanged. Which suddenly reminded me of my sec sch days, whereby if Yusuf, Khair and Fahmi got to know that I'm having a sorethroat, they will accuse me of giving a lot of blowjobs the night before and hence the sorethroat.

Guys.

Hero Bacin is having plans to kidnap me soon.
And when he does, I swear I don't wanna come home.
Muahahahhahaha.

It is, afterall another boring Sunday afternoon. Skipped tuition today, which means, gone another hip and crazy day with Cuzzie. Hasn't heard anything from her this week. Maybe I will give her a call later.

It's off to a wedding invitation at Jalan Tenaga later after the zohor prayers with my mom and my aunt and Younger Sis and Younger Bro. And to Joo Chiat after the jemputan. Like, yeay. (((: I'm thinking of getting black baju raya this year. But heck, let's just see.

I had two rounds of watching Puteri Gunung Ledang yesterday, can you see how bored I was? I cried over the same scenes again (which reminded me of the times where I was doing a movie marathon on 'Eiffel I'm In love' and cried over the same touching scenes and sobbed hard) - sampai tersedu-sedu man. Hahhahaaha. But watching Puteri Gunung Ledang gave me a different feeling- it kinda touched all the way into my innermost soul. Perhaps the unexpected meeting with Hero Bacin at the same place which holds Melaka's sacred and legendary mementos? Well maybe. Gunung Ledang melambangkan pertemuan dua insan yang melalui cinta sejati serta kasih murni yang tulus ikhlas. How apt.

Tetek's 6-week holiday is coming soon. I was seriously thinking of gathering Pretty Children and organise an outing to Sentosa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Imagine the skimpy-licious fun (nudge2 to Amira) and other crazy things we would do! OKAY. Ahh bliss.

I wonder how's Hannie coping with ________ now. Couldn't go out this entire week, Dad is at home. So I'm close to dying of boredom. Ho-hum.

I motivated myself last night. And it helped.
Last midnight I was craving hard for something, but it's beyond possible to get it.

C6C6C6C6C6C6C6C6C6C6C6C6C6C6C6 IS IT SO HARD TO GET IT.....??

STUDY LA KNN.

Happy 1st month anniversary. I love you, Hero Bacin.
Hero Bacin a.k.a Gay Walrus.
But your original nickname still stand out as syazWAN B E L O.
No, HERO BACIN.
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA to you. (tercopy Hannie)

Caught the 5-sec fireworks with Hero Bacin and his friends. Gerek. It was kecoh. His friends were so noisy, and merepek. Especially Lutfi, whose catchphrase is, "Nasib baik nenek aku lawa." And Ridhwan, the tong sampah. He ate everybody's leftovers. My kaya toast, Hero Bacin's nasi ayam goreng and fries. And others. But fireworks was mundane. It was disappointing. Oh that was on 8th august. Anyway, heck. Could see a bit though. After the fireworks we went to penin. Ate at BK and then they smoked. In the end everybody went home except for Hero Bacin and I. We lepak-ed all the way to 2 am. The rest is history.

Then Fahrul finally texted me. PERGI HOLIDAY SIAH THAT BOY. tak ajak. Sheesh. What kind of brother he is. Chey I'm just kidding.

On this fateful day, Hero Bacin is having his prelims. Bodoh kan.

Dah. I want to study now.

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Eh fuck my cat Joyah just vomitted on Younger Bro's homework. Holy cow.

Had a mini catch-up with both besties. Initially it was a plan to come down to Hannie's work place cos apparently she had something urgent to tell me. So I hurriedly went to Katong- super selekeh- in a t-shirt that has some chilli stains (evidence that I REALLY COOKED, cos I was frying sambal macaroni and obviously there are some chilli splatters everywhere), jeans, and slippers. Then I grabbed the purse and went out to take fourteen which took me like 25 minutes to reach there and I swear it was pure agony. Dahlah selekeh, macam nyonya. Sheesh.

Then in the bus she told me everything. EVERY SINGLE THING. I was genuinely pissed off at someone. Like, totally. Then we picnic-ed in the bus, and met up with Mira, who waited for us for solid 45 minutes. HAHHAHAHA. Then we lepak-ed and updated each other regarding a hell lot of stuffs. And then Hannie needed the piddly diddly department urgent, so we scooted off to the nearest Alfiah, but in the end we ended up sharing sambal sotong! Hahahhaa, correct. Was feeling a little hungry so I shared rice with Mira and Hannie had the rice all to herself. And sambal sotong. Pure yummy la.

At the end of the day, I was feeling very happy. Though it was a short meet-up, it was very fruitful. Hannie, Mira, thanks for making me smile macam a freak. Hahahhaa I likee.

And I promised you girls home-made brownies kan? hahahhaa okay coming right up!

So many good things happened in one week. Like, meeting Hannie, a quick catch-up with Miraaa and a great night with Hero Bacin last night. We spent amazing hours just with each other, until unfortunately he got wasted and it was close to midnight so I sent him home, imagine me trying to keep him steady, it's like, pretty hard cos he was so heavy and furthermore, he shifted his entire balance on me. So I had to stop every now and then to re-adjust his position and tell him that everything is alright. He was in a really bad state that he was hallucinating and started talking trash and suddenly came to a halt and said that he loves me and started calling me 'sayang' over and over again. So I went home and checked on him again before I dozed off to sleep. And to my agony, he didn't sleep last night despite my repeated reminders to tell him to go to sleep, reason being.. okay I shall keep the reason to myself cos it's personal. Hah.

It was a wonderful night with Hero Bacin last night and a terrible day today. And I'm not complaining. This is life.

Posh spice. • the-wreckage.blogspot.com • says:
are you comin with us later?
Oº°‘MARIYANAH‘°ºO the groom's bride is a whore says:
noo..
Posh spice. • the-wreckage.blogspot.com • says:
alaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Posh spice. • the-wreckage.blogspot.com • says:
one day i will kidnap
Posh spice. • the-wreckage.blogspot.com • says:
kidnap u
Posh spice. • the-wreckage.blogspot.com • says:
i swear
Oº°‘MARIYANAH‘°ºO the groom's bride is a whore says:
YAYY ALRYTE BEBEH.


sweet.

National day holiday and school holiday are the big issue at home now. Mom and Dad are both contemplating on where to go. Dad suggested my aunt's place at Belakang Padang (somewhere in Indonesia. I liikkkeeeee~), Mom suggested KL. And then suddenly Mom suggested GUNUNG LEDANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C'MON EVERYBODY SCREAM WITH ME AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nostalgic mayn that place. I believe if we were to go there I will never stop smiling till I come home.

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I'm studying with Hero Bacin tomorrow. It has been exactly one week since I saw him. Bacin man. Other days, soccer la. dnt la. Last Tuesday he wanted me to go to Bugis with him to mend his dnt thing. Was watching Pop Inc and slacking like a queen. I malas la. Last minute also. But then I faced the consequences, and it served me right cos then, I'm missing him like hell. Torture siol, I was close to death.

bedek seh. hahahhahahaa.


I'll never feel alone again with you by my side.

Hannie is a sotong. She was outside, and on the phone with me, note; SHE CALLED ME USING HER HANDPHONE, and then after a few seconds of panic cos she couldn't find her wallet (which she found afterwards), she suddenly cringed,

"WHERE'S MY HANDPHONE SIA?"

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I leave it to you to do your own comments.
HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH.

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I FINALLY SAW IT. THE TOYOTA SIENTA. IT'S AT MY HOUSE CARPARK. IT'S FUCKING HOT. HOT. HOT. IT IS AQUA-GREEN, AND IT'S FRIGGING SLICK. FUCK I WANT THAT CAR.


Do that thang, honey.

YOUR TEN FAVOURITES

favourite colors: black and green.
favourite food: sambal sotong!
favourite movie: i love anything i watch.
favourite sport: netball.
favourite season: winter! i kemaruk snow!
favourite ice-cream flavours: cookies and cream.
favourite country: california! cos that country always have earthquakes!
favourite thing: my ring.

YOUR NINE CURRENTS

current mood: bored like mad.
current clothes: powerpuff girls pyjamas.
current desktop: sis' pic with her friends.
current toe nails: the nails haven't been clipped yet.
current time: 1453 hours
current annoyance: none. i'm a happy girl.
current thoughts: what time am i going out later?
current songs: someday- flipsyde

YOUR EIGHT FIRST

first boyfriend: syazwan. NOT Hero Bacin. it's the other syazwan.
first crush: dinie? NURULJANNA PLS DONT LAUGH.
first movie: star wars!
first piercing: when i was less than one year old.
first lie: told mum i had remedial but i went somewhere else (what else is new?)
first music: genie in the bottle- christina aguilera
first cry: 29 dec 1989

YOUR SIX LAST

last drink: blackcurrant aloe vera.
last crush: my last crush is now my present boyfriend.
last movie seen: fuck. i cant remember.
last phone call: some little kid calling for Younger Bro.
last cd played: taufik batisah's.

FIVE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING :

specs.
powerpuff girls pyjamas.
red bra.
purple underwear.
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FOUR THINGS YOU HAVE DONE TODAY:

wash the laundry.
hung the laundry.
stuffed the remaining laundry into the dryer.
fold the laundry.
then sort the laundry into respective cupboards.


THREE THINGS YOU HEAR RIGHT NOW:

takkan melupakanmu- radja.
promiscuous girl- nelly furtado.
i write sins not tragedies- panic! at the disco.

TWO THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT:

chocolates.
cats.

ONE THING I DO WHEN IM BORED:

stare into space.

WHO I WANT TO DO THIS:

nurul amira, siti hanisah, mohd amirool, syed mohd qamal, sharifah nadiah, nuruljanna marican, goh ammjays, fahrul, idayu, nur faridah ah blah blah blah la.

Let's take a trip to the disco.


Sense it.