I'm CORDIALLY INVITED TO BGSS' 5TH SPEECH AND PRIZE GIVING DAY!
I cannot believe that I came in TOP IN MALAY!
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAH!!

Just a few minutes ago, I tutored Amirul on the subject he's very weak on, MALAY. So instead of talking on our usual English, this time we conversed in MALAY. And it was so.. WEIRD.

*jatuh terguling-guling di lantai berketawa*

That is an abbreviation to 'ROFL' (rolling on the floor laughing). It's a direct translation to that.

So I cannot imagine myself going up there to receive the prize with million pairs of eyes watching me. Chey no la million. I'm not receiving a bloody Grammy's.

BUT STILL!! MALU!! Like, I'll be the one wearing home clothes (apart from other sec 4 graduates); but hey, that makes me special cos it is a major indication that I'm an ex-BGSSian. Now that is one hell ego-feeding fact! *EVIL LAUGHTER*

I don't know what to wear.

And so since I'm going to receive a prize cos I'm top in Malay, Amira and Amirooool told me to wear something that has gotta do with the subject. So they told me to wear BAJU KURONG. Now that is sooo TRADITIONALLY MALAY. Kena semangat!

This Friday I'm meeting up with TETEK & SITI HANISAH to submit my reply slip regarding the Speech Day and after that, GOING OUT! To where arh? JACUZZI EH? IKEA EH? OPTREX-ING LA!!

16th APRIL la! Happy sey! Looking forward to that day like fcuk!


Advanced warning to MOHD. AMIROOOOL;
Please, and I mean PLEASEEEEE, don't SCREAM my name when I'm going up the stage, cos later "saya akan jatuh terguling-guling bersama baju kurong saya di depan beribu-ribu orang dan saya akan gali kubur untuk menyembunyikan diri saya untuk selama-lamanya."

I SWEAR I'M NOT GOOD IN MALAY ANYMORE LA KAY YOU CAN SEE IT FROM THE ABOVE SENTENCE I CAN EVEN CONSTRUCT SIMPLE SENTENCES ANYMORE.

Stupid sentence, and observe my poor use of the language that ironically made me the top student in that subject. And by the way, I am NOT going to wear baju kurong okay. Semangat and berjiwa melayu when both of us don't even speak Malay. Okay for him, NO, for me, scarcely.

And how come I still mastered that language?!






Because I'm an idiot.